When I’m really hungover and go to KFC..
What I think I look like at the gym..
What I actually look like ..
When the waiter asks me if I want coffee with my dessert..
When wake up after a night of tequila shots..
When we’re driving somewhere and I’ve had a few beers..
Whenever I have good chinese food.
When my boyfriend gets all grumpy because I won’t go to the store with him..
When someone other than me stubs their toe..
When my boyfriend says he’s stronger than me..
How I feel when I wake up hungover and all thirsty..
When I’m drunk and keep forgetting peoples names..
When I buy a new dress and fool myself into thinking I look skinny in it..